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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.牙膏这种东西,除了牙齿刷不白,其他东西都能刷白,咋还那么多人买呢?
2.妈真是无敌的存在,之前小区有块空地,我准备去哪儿踢球来着,谁知看到大妈们成群结队去跳广场舞。后来那里撞了一批单杠双杠,我开心极了,大妈们不可能和我去抢这做引体向上吧。谁曾想,大妈们在那儿晒起了棉被。
3.经过几次接触,慢慢的我们互相熟悉了,她问我,“为什么每次送餐你都让我给你去送呀?”我笑了,“因为我很喜欢你啊。”她也笑了,“幸亏你喜欢的是餐厅服务员,你要是喜欢护士,还不得天天去扎针啊。”

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