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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、妈妈,我是怎么长大的呀? 乐乐看着自己小时候的照片好奇地问。 妈妈一听,教育的机会来了,就说:你是妈妈一把屎一把尿喂大的。乐乐一听就哭了:你怎么给我吃这个呀?呜~~                                         


2、妈妈一和老爸吵架就会和我诉说当年的辛酸史:20多年前和你爸爸吵完架特别生气,衣服不舍得剪、杯子不舍得摔、家具不舍得扔,最后咬了咬牙撕了一张昨天的报纸。                                       


3、碰到个黑出租车,说好的35块钱,到了地方要40,我这暴脾气,我说你上车的时候怎么不跟我讲,他说不知道这么远,我说就35块钱,要不你把我送回去,我现在在回去的路上…

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