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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、醉汉的最高境界:一醉汉不慎从三楼掉下,引来路人围观,一pol.ice过来,问:发生什么事?醉汉:不清楚,我也是刚到!

2、某君上小号时看到前面的墙上写着:向上看,于是好奇抬头见上面写:再往上看,于是他又再看上去,在接近天花板的墙上写着:你尿在鞋子上了!

3、小男孩:我想买个卫生巾。
服务员:是你妈妈叫你来买的吗?
小男孩:不是。
服务员:那是你 姐姐?
小男孩:也不是,是我自己想买。
服务员:你买卫生巾干什么?
小男孩:电视上说“有了它又能游泳,又能滑冰,还能打网球”。

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我也是刚到,楼下的发生什么事了

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